C’mon, all you dirty-minded freaks! It was somebody with a garden full of Zucchini that wanted to foist the overabundance of said veggies on some poor sod.
We used to do doorbell dashes in the Fall with armloads of “the dreaded Zucchini”, trying desperately to get rid of the !@#$%^&* things because they are worse than Kudzu when it comes to propagation. I tell my daughter each year to only plant ONE hill, and she plants half a dozen. I swear that kid’s not all there…elevator doesn’t go to the top, and all that.
Zucchini season was the only time folks in my home town locked their house and car doors…if they didn’t, they’d find paper grocery sacks full of surplus zucchini left there by neighbors trying to get rid of surplus produce!
Bustednuckles 
Is she smiling cuz’ she knows how to stuff that garden weasel?
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Is that one of the Cali gals?
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Did that bottle of lotion come with it?
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If the shoe fits!!!
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Well, that should fill the hole
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C’mon, all you dirty-minded freaks! It was somebody with a garden full of Zucchini that wanted to foist the overabundance of said veggies on some poor sod.
We used to do doorbell dashes in the Fall with armloads of “the dreaded Zucchini”, trying desperately to get rid of the !@#$%^&* things because they are worse than Kudzu when it comes to propagation. I tell my daughter each year to only plant ONE hill, and she plants half a dozen. I swear that kid’s not all there…elevator doesn’t go to the top, and all that.
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Remove some of the elevator buttons or change them out to lock-out buttons… I can just see you doing doorbell dashes.
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Zucchini season was the only time folks in my home town locked their house and car doors…if they didn’t, they’d find paper grocery sacks full of surplus zucchini left there by neighbors trying to get rid of surplus produce!
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They have these new fangled devices called weed eaters that can nip that problem in the bud, so to speak.
Next problem please.
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