So Death Ray’s dog done got up and ran away after listening to some old Savatage?
Yeah, y’all better bolt the fuckin’ doors before you click play on this motherfucker.
Allow me to present
Cattle Decapitation and BRING BACK THE PLAGUE.
Mwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Here’s the lyrics, so you can, you know, sing along at home.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
“Bring Back The Plague”
Yersinia Pestis
The recurring pandemic
Not often enough it seems
For these mammalian hosts
A systematic invasion is a must
These scattering rats
Their diseased existence
Earth’s megalopoli, a plague focus
Eradicated with Death’s persistence
The density of the populace intensifies and modernized
The wrath of God bleeds from their eyes
And like the raven, this contagion keeps repeating, ever eating
Humanity to nevermore
Every body, a host
Every body, infected
Corpses white as a ghost
Naturally selected
Every body, a host
Every body, infected
Corpses white as a ghost
Naturally selected
Black Death, you’ve found us
Your cloak surrounds us
Boundlessly drown us
In bacillus countless
Bring back the plague
Delete those that threaten a new world
Start today
Dig their graves
They’ll find a way
To rid the world of finding new tomorrows
End of days
Dig those graves
Bring back the plague
Even if it means your own survival
Is at stake
Dig your grave
We’ll find a way
To rid the world of everyone tomorrow
End of days
Dig our grave
Malignant
Virulent
Mephitic
Anthropomorphic
Pneumonic
Septicemic
Bubonic
Anthropologic
I could only do 20seconds of that, Phil. Too many brain cells were being destroyed.
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Thanks for playing, you can have any prize off the bottom shelf.
Yeah, this is out there on the ragged edge of shit that even I will listen to.
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Is that their latest lullaby?
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I’m going over and throw rocks through Big Country’s windows.
It’s probably safer
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I actually watched the whole thing through! I am more of a blather idiot then I was before and I will never listen to Merle Haggard quite the same way. It was fun watching ass hole fight over shit paper and I wanted to see if the girl in the bikini with the per-cancerous mole on her ass cheek would be seen again. I watched and to prove the guy sitting on the shitter fondling the TP and through the remote on his Bark O lounger…
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See, blathering idiot, Throw the remote on the bark O lounger…
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I’m proud of ya! I just updated the post with the lyrics if you want to go back and sing along now.
LOL!
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Yersinia Pestis, I thought the culture looked like it, but it was too quick to make sure. Nasty assed stuff… kill you quick.
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Yeah, Y Pestis ever comes back with a vengeance, make covid beer fakirus a slight sniffles…
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We can sit in these and listen to Phil’s record collection…
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BTDT. I can verify that it’s actually pretty comfortable that way.
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And if you haven’t experienced the thrill of a load of wet concrete trying its damndest to dump where you DON’T want it to. Such wonderful memories.
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Or wet horse manure….and you fall into it.
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Now that’s kinda like the shit folks at redlights have to listen to when I pull up in my Silverado. Those Bose speakers have no mercy.
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That was pretty good except for the gargling at the end, dude needs a sinus rinse.
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