Lemme tell ya something honey, your Bitch Dust is no match for the Power of BFYTW.
That shit is so concentrated it’s like Never Seize.
One drop will spread for a half a mile.
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Lemme tell ya something honey, your Bitch Dust is no match for the Power of BFYTW.
That shit is so concentrated it’s like Never Seize.
One drop will spread for a half a mile.
Bustednuckles 
Old man smell is more powerful the “Bitch Dust”, but not as powerful as the exalted BFYTW…
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WELL, I HAVE ALWAYS SAID…
YOUTH AND BRILLIANCE, WILL NEVER OUT DO OLD AGE AND TREACHERY…..
AND SO IT STARTS…..
I’M A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, PHIL…. SO I HAVE A HEAD START ON YA…..
WE CAN JOIN FORCES, OR, WE CAN DO IT SINGULARLY, BUT EITHER WAY, WHAT EVER THEY TRY…. THEY’RE FUCKED.
I ALSO HAVE THE MANTRA, BEING AN EX MILITARY SHOOTER…
NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN, WHO CAN END YOU FROM A ZIP CODE AWAY….
YOU’RE A GOOD MAN. THAT’S WHY I FOLLOW YOU. OTHERWISE…. WELL, YOUR FAVORITE SAYING…. BFYTW!!!! LOL!!!!
HAVE A GOOD ONE, BUDDY!!!
TAZ.’..
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Uh, honey, that’s not “bitch dust”, it’s “dried vaginal yeast”, and it’s something you should probably see a doctor about.
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Nah… just a little Tinacton, a dab will do it….
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dayuum…that’s nasty
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Well shit, that makes 12 elevendy thurty of us…
bwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaaa
Mie mornin laph…
Yeah, uh, ok, bfytw
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“A Legend In {His|Her} Own Mind” is *not* just a saying…
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Anti-sieze is pretty nasty, itself. Order it over the phone and after you hang up, you got the shit all over you.
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You ever fly the window sticker I sent you?
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I didn’t want to put it on the El Camino because some low life around here would bust out the back glass and those fuckers are way expensive. I have it and I know where it’s at.
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You’re way overestimating the ability of low-life to decipher an acronym. We’ll use anon below as an example…(-;
I’ve flown mine for what – three years? It’s fun watching people in the rear-view looking it up on their phone.
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I have a virgin tail gate now that you mention it… I already have some to put on it so I will see about getting it put somwhere prominent.
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Check your proton mail – I have an idea
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I give up..ok, I’m a newbe..Just what the heck is BFYTW
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Because Fuck You That’s Why.
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It’s funny sometimes the look you get from people – they can’t tell whether you’re explaining it or declaring it.
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and when they still can’t figure it out, you can always top it off by telling them “ewe arr a camel humping hook nosed goat phucker”……
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Welcome!!!
Now that that mystery has been solved for you, sit back and buckle up. There’s a foreign fellow that stops by here and leaves numerous comments that are mystery’s themselves. You’re on your own as for figuring out what he means. Most of us are not able to ourselves. But it gets entertaining trying to.
Get yourself a handle and feel free to pile on.
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At your own peril
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If he’s asking questions he’s already hooked on Philonics. .
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Yes, is he/she a tool head?
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the hell ewe say, ferniers, visiting Phils site, crap on a crutch, now I gotta figger out what some fernier is talkin bout? Damn o-christ-a-mighty, eye can’t even figure out what the hell eye’m talkin bout…… now I gotta lern another form of Engrish……. sheee-it
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Damn enn ess, you sometimes are as hard to read as the bugger Aussie can be… Not to be humping your goat or anything….. heh.
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Thanks, now I feel enlightened..and part of the crowd even.
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Are you enn ess too?
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Although I’m a 98 Octane gas power advocate, I prefer Bitchdust power to Millennial Prius electric power.
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I don’t know if the font of that door sticker is a named one or not, but it looks suspiciously like the “Wonderful World of Disney” logo with Tinkerbell spreading fairy dust from her wand.
For years the theme music at the end of the Sunday night Disney show would bring tears to my eyes. It meant the weekend was over, the next day was a school day, and we had to get ready for bed. Dad got to stay up to watch Bonanza, but we had to go to bed. Bummer.
This was growing up in a one channel, black and white TV town. If it wasn’t on NBC, we didn’t see it. Which is why I’ve never seen Walter Cronkite–he was a CBS guy and we only saw Huntley-Brinkley.
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The person in that car hasn’t had sex with a human in decades. The sexual tension must be strong with that one.
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So, kid, are you telling us that does something for you? Inquiring tool heads wanna know….. heh.
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Are you serious?
Between the never seize, the yeast and the tinacton, the only guy coming here that would go near that is the mumbling foreigner, the assman/Aussie.
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What can I say, perhaps he is rubbing off on me… shoot me!
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BANG💥
Consider yourself shot
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