Our Government Is Broken

The stupid twats still can’t come to an agreement on how to pay for shit.

Here’s a hint, get rid of about a hundred and fifty useless bureaucratic black holes who’s only purpose is to spend all damn day figuring out ways to justify their existence, eh?

govt at work


The 2nd Annual Wimmin’s March Was In Washington DC Today?

cat lady

Or as I like to call it, The Future Cat Ladies Society Convention was apparently held in the nations capitol earlier today.

Not many noticed because apparently there were no reports of sandwich shortages anywhere so these stupid bints can go back to doing whatever it is they do during the week , collecting cat food coupons or something and everyone else can breathe a sigh of relief that it will be a whole year before The Gathering starts again.


Democrats Being More Concerned About Illegal Aliens Than Keeping The Government Functioning Is Exactly The Kind Of Shit That Caused Me To Walk Away From Them Years Ago

Yup, it’s true, I used to be a Democrat.
I was raised Democrat, voted a straight Democrat ticket and demonized the Republicans as the party of the rich for decades.
Hell, my dad had an autographed picture of him and Ted Kennedy.

Then back in the mid 90’s, I really got into politics.
I was a political junky, following races in states clear across the country and basically eating and breathing national politics.

Then a funny thing happened.
I started noticing the Democrats pulling some real shady shit.
The more I payed attention, the more I saw

Of course there were always some Democrats I could never stand to begin with anyway too.
Feinstein, that little weasel bastard Lieberman, Schumer and a couple of others come to mind right away.

It happened over the course of a year or two but after watching them closely I finally came to the conclusion that these people didn’t represent my beliefs and were actively doing things that I flat out didn’t agree with.

So I very publicly denounced their asses and walked away.

Don’t think for a second that I suddenly identified with the Republicans either.

Oh hell no.

Independent with a bit of Libertarian for flavor.

That motherfucker Mitch McConnell is still far and away my favorite politician to hate, with that turncoat sonofabitch McCain right there neck and neck with him.
Lindsey Fucking Graham is another one.

Nope, all of these career douche nozzles should be barred from holding office for life at this point as far as I’m concerned.

But it’s this latest turn of the worm that really has me disgusted.

These fucking Democrats are not cut from the same bolt of cloth as the ones I grew up with and have basically gone full fuckin’ commie.

This latest stunt they just pulled causing the government to shut down yet again because they want this DACA thing is wayyy the fuck over the top ladies and gentlemen.

Fuck the government, fuck the men and women in the military living check to check, fuck everybody but especially FUCK YOU, because protecting their future voter base is the most important thing they can think of.

Well I have some news for you traitorous cocksuckers.
I’m not the only Joe Six Pack out here in Dirt World who thinks you just shit the bed and rolled around in it.

Far from it.
As a matter of fact, I am one tiny little particle in a very large mass of people who live in this country who all think you just shit the bed and rolled around in it.

Granted quite a few of them have the attention span of a goldfish but there are enough of us with at least two marbles still rolling around upstairs who ain’t gonna forget this little fucking you just handed out and will be looking for the first opportunity to be handing a good fucking right back to you.

Count on it.

Remember this?


That’s who you just pissed off.

Silly little bitches wanna play games?

It’s on.

Guy Loves Eating Raw Fishing Bait, Pulls 5 Foot Long Piece Of Different Bait Out Of His Ass, Can Now Go Fishing For More Raw Bait

I don’t give a damn what anybody says, Sushi is raw fish, what we call bait around these parts.



Sushi Lover Pulls 5-Foot Tapeworm From His Own Body


CBS Local — A Fresno man’s skin-crawling trip to the emergency room may make some people stop eating sushi for a while. According to the man’s doctor, the self-proclaimed sushi lover pulled a massive tapeworm from his own body before arriving for treatment.


Dr. Kenny Bahn of Community Regional Medical Center told the horrifying story on a recent edition of the podcast “This Won’t Hurt A Bit,” where he showed the nauseating photos of a 5-foot-6-inch tapeworm his patient brought to the ER wrapped around a paper towel roll.

“He grabs it, and he pulls on it, and it keeps coming out. He picks it up and looks at it. And what does it do? It starts moving,” Dr. Bahn said, via WNEM.

Bahn adds that the young man arrived at Community Regional and immediately asked to be treated for tapeworms. The doctor was skeptical until his patient revealed the giant parasite. The tapeworm reportedly began to leave the man’s body while he was sitting on the toilet. Shocked by the terrifying scene, Bahn says the man kept pulling until the invader was all the way out.

The trouble is believed to be linked to the patient’s love of eating salmon sushi.

“He says, ‘I eat raw salmon almost every day,’” Bahn told The Fresno Bee. According to a 2017 warning from the CDC, Japanese broad tapeworm larvae have been found in many Pacific-caught salmon. Tapeworms are reportedly found in many types of fish that are not properly flash frozen. Hearing the news, Dr. Bahn’s patient said he would be swearing off of the raw treat for good.

FISA Abuse By FBI and DOJ alleged to be “Worse Than Watergate”, Congress Wants Public To See Classified Memo

Some State Representatives in the House who saw this bit of info the FBI has been sitting on flat out said that some high ranking DOJ and FBI people may well be going to jail over this abuse of the FISA court to spy on Trump and bet me money that if it comes to that, they are going to flip on who really ordered it done.

We shall see because as far as I can tell, about half or more of Obama’s inner circle should be sitting in the slammer right fucking now and not one has even had so much as a single criminal complaint filed against them.

Either way it sounds like some first class Kabuki Theater is on the schedule for the near future.
I generally try to see what else they are trying to divert our attention from when this kind of shit goes on.
They are real fond of using theatrics to hide behind.

“New California” Declares Independence From The Rest Of State

You may have heard of the decades long effort to carve a new state from the bottom of Oregon and the top of California by secession called Jefferson.

This group is going about it the same way we got West Virginia instead, via The Constitution.

All I can say to them is good luck.

New California Declares Independence From Rest Of State

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — With the reading of their own version of a Declaration of Independence, founders of the state of New California took the first steps to what they hope will eventually lead to statehood.

To be clear, they don’t want to leave the United States, just California.

“Well, it’s been ungovernable for a long time. High taxes, education, you name it, and we’re rated around 48th or 50th from a business climate and standpoint in California,” said founder Robert Paul Preston.

The state of New California would incorporate most of the state’s rural counties, leaving the urban coastal counties to the current state of California.

“There’s something wrong when you have a rural county such as this one, and you go down to Orange County which is mostly urban, and it has the same set of problems, and it happens because of how the state is being governed and taxed,” Preston said.

But unlike other separation movements in the past the state of New California wants to do things by the book, citing Article 4, Section 3 of the US Constitution and working with the state legislature to get it done, similar to the way West Virginia was formed.

“Yes. We have to demonstrate that we can govern ourselves before we are allowed to govern,” said founder Tom Reed.

And despite obstacles, doubters, and obvious long odds the group stands united in their statehood dream.

The group is organized with committees and a council of county representatives, but say it will take 10 to 18 months before they are ready to fully engage with the state legislature.